Friday, September 12, 2008

A Warlock Married a Priest to a Warlock

I, Iridium, was invited to a wedding. The ceremony took place in Silvermoon City. The reception was outside in Eversong Woods. Over 35 people attended and we had three party crashers (maybe more but I only got to play with 3 of them).

I did have a discussion with the priest bride about my qualms of her union with the warlock groom. But if anyone could protect a priest it would be a warlock. So I was quickly satisfied that she was not making a spontaneous decision.

Using my smuggling connections with the goblins, I was able to provide two Gold Wedding Bands for the bride and groom. It took me a week to find the prefect outfit. I was told that the wedding slut role was filled so it was harder then you think to find a dress.

I also found an escort for the wedding. A girl should not show up alone. But I then hooked up with a bridesmaid for the reception. Best wedding EVER! And it was beautiful.

Officiating the wedding was a warlock very dear to Hydra. She has coached him on many things. From what I have overheard (not that I listen in or anything) what comes after “If I was truly evil I would proceed with devastating them” is not for the faint of heart. The details became too gruesome for me to continue “not” listening. At the wedding he conducted himself regally.

16:32:01 [S] <70:officiator>: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to join in matrimony, our dear friends: Bride and Groom.
16:32:15 [S] <70:officiator>: Both have expressed their loyalty and devotion to each other and, on this day, wished that it be made, in the eyes of friends, family, and a few non-playable characters, an eternal and everlasting love.
16:32:35 [S] <70:officiator>: Amidst the war that we wage – our experience grows, our reputation becomes infamous, our friends and comrades become numerous, our powers grow...
16:32:51 [S] <70:officiator>: ...two very special individuals have found that which no quest giver could reward, no instance boss could drop, and no vendor could sell.
16:33:07 [S] <70:officiator>: They seek that which is beyond the single, unattainable point in a 999/1000 exalted faction rep. They look to cast upon each other a buff without cooldown, duration, or ability to dispel.
16:33:27 [S] <70:officiator>: For Bride and Groom, the coupling is by far a unique one.
16:33:36 [S] <70:officiator>: She, Bride, a blood elf chained to addiction of magic with beguiling style and sensibility, is but one of the kindest and most gentle of all of us; her severe grace and beauty intrinsic to our race, mayhaps, a farce to anyone not of the Sin'Dorei...
16:33:53 [S] <70:officiator>: ...but truly for her nothing but sincerity. She heralds the light; as a priest the powers of life bend to her will and, for always, in favor of those she blesses with her touch and word. Fortified are those who walk in her presence.
16:34:12 [S] <70:officiator>: He, Groom, one of the Forsaken, a race of noble warriors who are not recognized truly for who they are: the most stalwart of veterans, both in their previous life and as well as their unlife. His helpfulness and protection is what we seek...
16:34:28 Bride winks slyly at Groom.
16:34:38 [S] <70:akilu>: So beautiful. I told myself I wasn’t going to cry
16:34:48 [S] <70:officiator>: ...the dark and shadowy powers of the void spoke to him – the darkness altered by his thought and the demons of our nightmares he makes as his pets. Despite his unholy visage, he has within him the strongest of any love in a heart dark with sin.
16:35:14 [S] <70:officiator>: On this day, neither will ever have to queue Looking For Group. Neither will ever have to do dailies alone.
16:35:29 [S] <70:officiator>: Neither will walk this World or the next (coming soon, pre-order your copy of WoW:WotLK at your local game seller now) without /invite the other first. On this day, Bride and Groom are to become one.
16:35:55 [S] <70:officiator>: I guess they should reroll as Brgrideoom ...or Grbroomide.
16:36:24 [S] <70:officiator>: At this time we ask you all to /kneel for the presentation of the rings and the reading of the vows. Bride and Groom, please face each other and open trade.
16:37:06 [S] <70:bride>: Whatever lies ahead, good or bad, we will face together. Distance may test us for a time, and time may try us. But if we look to each other first, we will always see a friend.
16:37:09 [S] <70:bride>: Groom, look to me for all the days to come; today I take my place as your wife.
16:38:33 [S] <70:groom>: I promise to give you the best of myself.
16:38:33 [S] <70:groom>: I promise to accept you the way you are.
16:38:33 [S] <70:groom>: To ask of you no more than you can give.
16:38:33 [S] <70:groom>: I fell in love with you for the ears, ablilities, and outlook on life that you have and I won't try to reshape you.
16:38:44 [S] <70:groom>: With these rings we unite our hearts in tenderness and devotion.
16:38:44 [S] <70:groom>: From this day forward our lives will be filled with love, compassion, and understanding.
16:38:44 [S] <70:groom>: These things I give you today, and all the days of our wow lives.
16:39:02 [S] <70:officiator>: The promises have been made by ring and by word. ALL STAND.
16:39:25 [S] <70:officiator>: Do you, Bride of the Sin'Dorei, take Groom to be your husband, to have and to group with, in debuff or in full HP, until the server crashes?
16:39:32 [S] <70:bride>: I do.
16:39:44 [S] <70:officiator>: Do you, Groom of the Forsaken, take Bride to be your wife, to have and to group with, in debuff or in full HP, until the server crashes?
16:39:51 [S] <70:groom>: i do
16:40:05 [S] <70:officiator>: By the powers vested in me by a random roll in the character select screen about a year ago, racial passives, and the teachings of Warlock trainers, I now pronounce you husband and wife! Groom, you may now /kiss your bride.

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